Put On Your Belt of Truth (Armor Series 2/7)

The BIG Point: Put On Your Belt of Truth (Armor Series 2/7)

Actors:

The Unseen Narrator - Spencer

Captain Crunch - Peter Andy

Evil Badmouth - Alvin

Innocent Bystander - Joey

Props:

Guy Fawkes mask (the one used in V for Vendetta) for Badmouth

Breathmint spray

Big belt

Costumes:

Pair of loose pants for Captain Crunch

Loose armour (must fall off)

A bunny slipper (for angry Bystander)

A smokebomb (or at least a small bag of talcum powder)

MM / Soundtrack:

20^th Century Fox opening video

Dolby Digital 3D trailer
Powerpoint with the words POW! BASH! BIFF! BANG! HOOT! OW! URK! OOH! OUCH! D'OH! (one word to appear at a time... just be creative! :))

Lights:

Spotlight (borrow from Steven)

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Intro:

[MM: Play 20th Century Fox opening screen, then followed by Dolby Digital 3D trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjW5LbX9Kjw&feature=related)> (Yah, it's intended to be lame. :))]

Narrator: In the first episode last week, we saw how our superhero friend here, Captain Crunch, used his armour to defeat several villains in an exciting, climatic, dramatic, magnetic, kinetic, pragmatic, dogmatic and... fully-automatic dogfight! But now, we have a problem!

Scene 1:

Evil Badmouth: I am Evil Badmouth!

Innocent Bystander: [holds nose] Yah, I can smell that!

Evil Badmouth: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... [holds up a big belt] Look at what I have! I captured it from Captain Crunch himself!

[Captain Crunch comes running onto stage, holding up his pants.]

Captain Crunch: BADMOUTH!!!!!!!!! Give my belt back to me!

Evil Badmouth: Come take it yourself! Nyahahahahahaha!

[Captain Crunch stops to think.]

Captain Crunch: Look, I'm not stupid, Badmouth. Number one, my pants are too loose for me to fight you. Number two, you have BAD BREATH!!!

Evil Badmouth: Haha! You are SMART, aren't you? Very well! If you don't want to fight me, I'll bring the fight to YOU!

[Badmouth steps aside and whispers something inaudible to Innocent Bystander, pointing to Captain Crunch, accompanied by a disapproving look]

Innocent Bystander: [shocked expression] Oh my gosh! You mean that Captain Crunch actually said I look FAT?!!!

Captain Crunch: [shocked] Lady! No! I didn't say that! Badmouth is badmouthing me!

Evil Badmouth: [loud whisper] Hey lady! [points to Captain Crunch again] Captain Crunch said that you're SO FAT THAT if you went onto a bus, you'll have to pay DOUBLE!

Innocent Bystander: [enraged] Aieeee! FAT? [takes off one of her slippers] You calling me FAT? I'll give you a FAT slap!

[She starts walloping Captain Crunch]

Captain Crunch:  [falls back to the ground] No! No! Miss! Stop! Not my handsome face! Aieee! Ow!

[MM: Play various words: POW! BASH! BIFF! BANG! HOOT! OW! URK! OOH! OUCH! D'OH!]

Captain Crunch: [desperate expression] Kids! My armour's falling apart and my pants are falling down, because I don't have my belt!

Evil Badmouth: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [strokes his chin]

Captain Crunch: That does it! *ow!* Enough! *ooh!* I shall *URK* have to *DOH!* use my smokebomb!

[Captain Crunch throws a small bag of flour onto the stage]

Innocent Bystander:  [staggers around] Oooh! Smoke! Eh? Where that fellow go to?

Evil Badmouth: Oh no! Captain Crunch disappeared in smoke! Bah! Where are you?!

[Captain Crunch takes out a breath-mint spray, runs around and goes up behind Badmouth. He taps Badmouth on the shoulder.]

Evil Badmouth: [turns around] AHHHHH!

Captain Crunch: [sprays breathmint into Badmouth’s mouth] That's for your bad mouth! [grabs back belt from Badmouth] And that's for my pants!

Evil Badmouth: [chokes and grabs throat in horror]

Captain Crunch: Relax. You won't die lah. It's only breathmint spray!

[Badmouth runs off the stage screaming]

Captain Crunch: Huh? That bad? [He examines the spraycan more carefully] Oh dear. KIDS! It's not breathmint spray... it's my armpit spray! [sympathetically] Poor Badmouth. But the good thing is, I can smell sooo much better now! [sprays armpits as he goes off the stage] Lalalalaa....

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