Put On Your Belt of Truth (Armor Series 2/7)

The BIG Point: Put On Your Belt of Truth (Armor Series 2/7)

Actors:

The Unseen Narrator - Spencer

Captain Crunch - Peter Andy

Evil Badmouth - Alvin

Innocent Bystander - Joey

Props:

Guy Fawkes mask (the one used in V for Vendetta) for Badmouth

Breathmint spray

Big belt

Costumes:

Pair of loose pants for Captain Crunch

Loose armour (must fall off)

A bunny slipper (for angry Bystander)

A smokebomb (or at least a small bag of talcum powder)

MM / Soundtrack:

20^th Century Fox opening video

Dolby Digital 3D trailer
Powerpoint with the words POW! BASH! BIFF! BANG! HOOT! OW! URK! OOH! OUCH! D'OH! (one word to appear at a time... just be creative! :))

Lights:

Spotlight (borrow from Steven)

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Intro:

[MM: Play 20th Century Fox opening screen, then followed by Dolby Digital 3D trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjW5LbX9Kjw&feature=related)> (Yah, it's intended to be lame. :))]

Narrator: In the first episode last week, we saw how our superhero friend here, Captain Crunch, used his armour to defeat several villains in an exciting, climatic, dramatic, magnetic, kinetic, pragmatic, dogmatic and... fully-automatic dogfight! But now, we have a problem!

Scene 1:

Evil Badmouth: I am Evil Badmouth!

Innocent Bystander: [holds nose] Yah, I can smell that!

Evil Badmouth: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... [holds up a big belt] Look at what I have! I captured it from Captain Crunch himself!

[Captain Crunch comes running onto stage, holding up his pants.]

Captain Crunch: BADMOUTH!!!!!!!!! Give my belt back to me!

Evil Badmouth: Come take it yourself! Nyahahahahahaha!

[Captain Crunch stops to think.]

Captain Crunch: Look, I'm not stupid, Badmouth. Number one, my pants are too loose for me to fight you. Number two, you have BAD BREATH!!!

Evil Badmouth: Haha! You are SMART, aren't you? Very well! If you don't want to fight me, I'll bring the fight to YOU!

[Badmouth steps aside and whispers something inaudible to Innocent Bystander, pointing to Captain Crunch, accompanied by a disapproving look]

Innocent Bystander: [shocked expression] Oh my gosh! You mean that Captain Crunch actually said I look FAT?!!!

Captain Crunch: [shocked] Lady! No! I didn't say that! Badmouth is badmouthing me!

Evil Badmouth: [loud whisper] Hey lady! [points to Captain Crunch again] Captain Crunch said that you're SO FAT THAT if you went onto a bus, you'll have to pay DOUBLE!

Innocent Bystander: [enraged] Aieeee! FAT? [takes off one of her slippers] You calling me FAT? I'll give you a FAT slap!

[She starts walloping Captain Crunch]

Captain Crunch:  [falls back to the ground] No! No! Miss! Stop! Not my handsome face! Aieee! Ow!

[MM: Play various words: POW! BASH! BIFF! BANG! HOOT! OW! URK! OOH! OUCH! D'OH!]

Captain Crunch: [desperate expression] Kids! My armour's falling apart and my pants are falling down, because I don't have my belt!

Evil Badmouth: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [strokes his chin]

Captain Crunch: That does it! *ow!* Enough! *ooh!* I shall *URK* have to *DOH!* use my smokebomb!

[Captain Crunch throws a small bag of flour onto the stage]

Innocent Bystander:  [staggers around] Oooh! Smoke! Eh? Where that fellow go to?

Evil Badmouth: Oh no! Captain Crunch disappeared in smoke! Bah! Where are you?!

[Captain Crunch takes out a breath-mint spray, runs around and goes up behind Badmouth. He taps Badmouth on the shoulder.]

Evil Badmouth: [turns around] AHHHHH!

Captain Crunch: [sprays breathmint into Badmouth’s mouth] That's for your bad mouth! [grabs back belt from Badmouth] And that's for my pants!

Evil Badmouth: [chokes and grabs throat in horror]

Captain Crunch: Relax. You won't die lah. It's only breathmint spray!

[Badmouth runs off the stage screaming]

Captain Crunch: Huh? That bad? [He examines the spraycan more carefully] Oh dear. KIDS! It's not breathmint spray... it's my armpit spray! [sympathetically] Poor Badmouth. But the good thing is, I can smell sooo much better now! [sprays armpits as he goes off the stage] Lalalalaa....

END

We Have To Get Ready (Armour of God Series 1/7)

The BIG Point:               We Have To Get Ready (Armour of God Series 1/7)
God's Word:               The Armour of God (Ephesians 6:10-18)

Superhero is very powerful and is feared by many evil villains. However, this superhero grows arrogant and wants all glory for himself. He decides to make a name for himself by not wearing any armour or using any weapon to fight villains, but instead using his bare hands. The evil villains discover this weakness and decide to exploit it. They then manage to defeat him. Shamed in defeat, the superhero is humbled and decides to put on his equipment. Then he goes back to defeat the villains. 

Characters:
1. Superhero
2. 3 villains
3. Damsel

Props:
1. Helmet
2. Shield
3. Sword
4. Body Armour
5. PSP, ipod, itouch

Costumes:

Black top for villains
White top for superhero

Scene 1:

< 3 villains are in the middle of the stage bullying a damsel in distress. They are trying to steal her PSP, ipod and iphone >

< Superhero rushes into the scene, fully equipped >

Superhero: I come to stop you! (points to evil villains) I come to save you! (points to damsel)

< Superhero easily defeats the villains who flee >

Superhero: Are you ok, lady?
Damsel: Thank you for being there for me.
Superhero: Don’t worry. I am always here for you (points at damsel), you (points at someone in the audience), you (points at another person), you (points at someone else) and... especially you (points to another person with a wink).

< Damsel leaves the scene, leaving superhero alone. Superhero talks to myself >

Superhero: Fighting bad guys is so easy. Why do I need this stuff? (refer to his armour, sword, shield and helmet). Wearing all these stuff takes a lot of time. Maybe I should try to defeat bad guys with my bare hands. Then I don’t need to get ready. Furthermore, then I will be even more famous, because people will know my power is because of me, not my equipments. They will be scared of me! Time to throw away all these useless stuff.

< Superhero drops all his equipment and leaves. Only with a pair of shorts >

Scene 2

< Evil villains are gathered together, discussing an evil plan >

Villain 1: Did you see the superhero just now? He is walking around with no armour, no sword, no helmet, no shield. 
Villain 2: Hey... he think he so good meh? He must have grown proud.
Villain 3: Last time he beat us up very badly. This time, we can teach him a lesson.

Scene 3

< Repeat of scene 1.  Evil villains do the same thing to the same damsel. Superhero rushes in, this time with no equipment. Villains give superhero a good beating. Superhero runs away, leaving damsel in distress >

< Superhero comes into the scene, this time, without armour >

< The 3 villians are already on stage. bullying the damsel in distress>

Superhero: I am going to defeat you even without my armour! (points at the villians ) muahahahahahaha! and i am going to save you! (points to damsel in distress)

< Just when he was laughing, the villians charged towards him. the superhero tries to fight against the villian but keeps falling back. the damsel in distress takes this chance to run.

Superhero: ah what is happening? i thought fighting was easy! oh no!

< villians laugh at the superhero and goes off stage leaving the superhero on stage alone>

Scene 4

< Superhero is talking to himself, looking very upset >

Superhero: What have I done? I always took time to get ready by putting on my sword, helmet, shield and armour. Without them, I am a lot less powerful. Now I must find them back and defeat the bad guys. Where have i left them?

< the superhero looked around and found his sword, helmet, shield and armour at a corner and took the time to be prepared>

Superhero: my sword! ah! my helmet! my my my armour! yay! :D

Scene 5

< Damsel is in distress, guarded by evil villains. Superhero rushes into the scene, with his full body equipment. Superhero kills all the evil villains, and saves the damsel >

Superhero: Are you ok, lady?
Damsel: Thank you. Why did you lose to the bad guys just now?
Superhero: I was not ready. I thought I could kill them without my equipment. But learnt that I must always be ready, prepared to fight evil any time.

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Today’s Big Point is   “We Have To Get Ready”

We will find out more. Now, let’s go for our toilet break for 2 minutes and come back for Games Time! 

<Music: Background Music Cue: immediately after Host stop speaking >

Prologue

Ok. *mutters to himself* This blog was set up to archive my creative team's wacky ideas and weekly scripts.

*looks up* Oh! Hello. Sorry I didn't realise you were here. I'm Yeu Ann from HopeKids LIVE, the children's ministry arm of my church, Hope Church (Singapore). Currently, I'm overseeing the creative team for HopeKids LIVE, and my team has two other bros and one great sister (Spencer, Vivian and Misha). Misha is the sister. Yes, Vivian is a guy. Rough and tough army guy. I kid you not - names nowadays are getting pretty metro nowadays.

Anyway, I set up this blog, 'cos want to share with my fellow bros and sisters from other churches, especially those from other Hope churches. But hey, actually, it's open to one and all.

But chope! Don't copy-paste so fast. We have a teensy-weensy caveat here.

All scripts here are automatically copyrighted. Yes, that means we 'chope' them already, smacked our tissue packets down on every page,  patented every word that can be found in the English language and sacrificed a lamb as a burnt offering (ok, we just ate mutton curry for supper, that's all). Still, we offer it freely to all ye would-be pirates, 'cos this is Open Source.

I'll place a Creative Commons logo here soon - in the meantime, if you wish to use any portion of our scripts, there's only one condition - just leave a comment to let us know who you are and which church / organization / secret society you come from.

However, if you forget to leave a comment extolling our glorious revolutionary scripts for the greater glory of the Empire and blatantly copy the (not-so-) sacred words here, we have just one sweet little message of love, joy and peace for you:  Pirates, ye be warned.

:) Haha. Ok! I'm just jabbering here. In the meantime, enjoy the scripts - honestly, some of them are really wacky... God bless!